Roboys In Disguise/Transcript

The following is the transcript for the Noah's TV Show Season 13 episode, Roboys In Disguise.

Bob's Had Enough
(The episode begins with a 2-second shot of Ronald Reagan Junior High before cutting to one of the halls, where Bob can be seen putting some books in his locker)


 * Bob: Man, I spent soo much time working on my homework last night. But at least it was worth it.
 * Female Student #1: (passing by Bob's locker) Hey, Bob, I think you're pretty cute.
 * Bob: (blushes) Ooh.

(Bob closes his locker, and walks off to class whistling. However, after a few seconds, he unknowingly passes by a wet floor sign and slips on it, landing on the ground)


 * Bob: Whoa!

(The scene cuts to a slow-motion shot of Bob's homework sheet flying off before landing in a mop bucket as dramatic music plays. Bob rushes up to the bucket and tries to recover his homework, only to find dissolved pieces of it only remain)


 * Bob: No no no no no! (loudly) NO! MY HOMEWORK! I WORKED SO HARD ON IT AND NOW I HAVE TO REDO IT!

(Students in the hallway laugh at Bob as he looks around)


 * Student: Sorry about your loss, bucket boy.
 * Gay Student: Will you marry me, Senor Accidento?
 * Student: (to Gay Student) Hey, I thought we agreed not to do gay marriage jokes.

(Bob growls in frustration and embarrassment)

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 * Phil: Hey, Bobby! How was school today?
 * Bob: How was it? HOW WAS IT?! (slaps Phil) WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO KNOW HOW MY SCHOOL DAY WENT EVERY DAY AT SCHOOL?
 * Phil: (rubbing face) Son, calm down!
 * Bob: HOW CAN I? ALL YOU EVER DO IS SCREW EVERYTHING UP! YOU HAVE A JOB AS A LOW-PAYING CAR IMPORT SALESMAN, YOU TRY TO BE ON FLEEK WITH CURRENT TRENDS, AND YOU EVEN BROKE SOME OF OUR GRANDMA'S PRECIOUS CHINA!
 * Phil: What? That's not true! I'll admit I like modern stuff kids like, but you shouldn't talk this way to your father!
 * Bob: (to Martina) MOM, YOU'RE ALSO INVOLVED!
 * Martina: Huh?
 * Bob: YOU'RE A STUPID LATINA, YOU HAD A JOB AS A FLIGHT ATTENDENT, WHICH I NOW WISH YOU STILL HAD, AND YOU'RE JUST LIKE THAT MOM FROM MODERN FAMILY!
 * Martina: Hey, that is not how you treat your mother as well.
 * Jennifer: I have to agree, I may be arrogant, but you can't-
 * Bob: (interrupting Jennifer) You can't what, Jennifer? All you do everyday is complain about everything like a goddamn Karen, collect Happy Tree Friends merchandise, and watch D'Police reruns! In case you don't know what I'm saying, YOU'RE A BIG FAT JUVENILE BITCH!

(Jennifer, rather than usually get upset, remains shocked by what Bob had said to her. Bob walks upstairs grumbling)


 * Jennifer: Jeez, what a psycho!

TBA

Barbara
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