Phil's Choice

Phil's Choice is the first episode of Season 1 of Noah's TV Show and the first episode of the series. It originally aired on October 4, 2003. The episode is the series premiere of Noah's TV Show, and the first to air in 2003.

Synopsis
While trying to introduce the show to the audience and the story behind it, Phil struggles with a choice between earning a promotion at work or going with his family on a vacation to Canada.

Plot
The episode begins with the Noah's TV Show logo on a black background, then fades to the front of the Harris residence, where Phil comes out of the front door and notices the audience. He then introduces the show to the viewers and explains a brief origin story about it and the creator, Noah Long, and how a short film created by him 3 years ago resulted in him pitching his pilot to ABC to become a full TV series and how his close friends pitched in on the, "Noah's TV Show project". He also introduces the viewers to his home and the city of Calidi, Arizona, he also talks about his personal life, his family, and the family themselves. He first introduces the viewers to his wife, Martina Harris (née Sanchez), an attractive Mexican-American emigrant who met Phil at a Milli Vanilli concert. He then introduces the viewers to his son, Bob, who, surprisingly, is popular at school even though he is awkward at most times. He then introduces the viewers to his daughter, Jennifer, who, as Phil explains, is the, "Meg Griffin of Noah's TV Show", as everyone treats her poorly and calls her a bitch because of her arrogant behavior. Jennifer, having enough, throws her Jokia phone at the camera in anger over being called her usual nickname.

As Phil talks more about the show, he is called into work and his boss wants to talk to him. Phil thinks he's in trouble and heads off to work in a hurry. Once he arrives, his boss tells him that if he manages to sell 160 cars in a week, he will be promoted to assistant manager and won't have to sell cars anymore. Phil seems pretty ecstatic about this and begins work right away. He manages to sell 30 cars, and, knowing how he has to sell 160 cars in a week, he'll think that he'll be done by Thursday.

However, at his house at dinnertime, Martina tells the family that she's won 4 free tickets to Toronto, Ontario, Canada on a radio contest and that they'll be going on Wednesday this week, which shocks and confuses Phil, who nervously tells them that he's excited to go to Canada. He then goes to the basement, where he has a secret mancave behind an old bookshelf in the basement, where he begins talking to himself while explaining to the viewers that this is a rough choice for himself, since he also really wants the promotion his boss is offering him. The next day, Phil tries to explain to his boss that he won't be able to sell all the cars as he'll be in Canada with his family for a week, but Avery ignores him while designing a print advertisement for the dealership. TBA

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Trivia

 * This episode is the first episode of Noah's TV Show.
 * The episode has the most fourth-wall breaks than the rest of the episodes of the show.

Gallery
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Transcript
Main article: Phil's Choice/Transcript